Sunday, August 2, 2009

Real talk? Straight talk.

"I need to come out straight with this."

"What are you talking about? You can't be straight after talking!"

"NO! I MEAN REAL STRAIGHT TALK DUMB ASS!"

"WTF? Is a straight talk?"

"Like forward talk!"

"But you swing both ways!"

"Don't think about that!"

"How can I not? YOU WERE CUTE!"

"Yeah I am cute huh? NEVERMIND THAT! I just wanted to tell you something."

"That you like a guy?"

"How'd you know?"

"Because you're gay."

We continued to argue about "straight talks."

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